Some inappropriate things over-heard at Paystee’s past Thanksgiving dinners:
“Mind if I light up after this obliteration of tuurkaaay?” (holding a makeshift soda can bong)
“This year… I’m thankful for tits”… “You said that last year Paystee”… “Go f#ck yourself Aunt Helen!”
“Hey, let’s try and get Grandpa back off the wagon this year.”
Random Nephew – “I will sorely miss the intimate moments with Uncle Paystee”
“Trust me… this is how you baste a turkey”
“We’re pregnant!! Just kidding… we couldn’t afford that shit so we fixed it. any stuffing left?”
