Then pick up the Tuggie ($9.50) today!  Nothing quite says “I Love You!” like a C*ck Sock. 

Snuggle up! The original Tuggie from Pipedream is perfect for warming your johnson, hiding your afternoon boners, and disguising those all-day semis. Don’t be fooled by cheap imitationsonly the Tuggie keeps your hands-free and your junk covered anywhere you go! Ordinary tube socks work great but they look terrible! The stylish, leopard-print Tuggie wraps around your pleasure rod and sack, allowing you to let your stuff hang in any setting you can imagine. Wear it on the plane, in cold movie theaters, at the ball game, on vacation or to the beach–it doesn’t matter, you still look and feel great!

Thanks to our buddies over at Tosh.O for the lead on this one.  More on their story here.