I just heard today that Lindsay Lohan was going to pose for Playboy.  My heart kind of skipped a beat, but then I remembered she doesn’t look like this anymore. But due to massive amounts of drugs, booze and a failed attempt at being a lesbian she now looks like this. Which thank God for Photoshop and air-brushing.  Because without those two little modern marvels, I have this strange feeling that she kind of looks like this naked.