What is bright, made out of military grade hi-tech materials that are virtually indestructible, easy to carry and can put a serious hurt on you for asking stupid questions? The Surefire E2D LED Defender ($165) of course! 
But then you have to ask yourself… why shouldn’t I just use my $.75 batman flashlight instead, then buy something else that can hurt people… like a taser or a stick. The answer… because this sick little “flashlight” will kick that batman flashlight’s ass up and down the block, then still have energy to take down your other crap!!! Don’t believe me… check out these specs from the people who dare to make such great man-stuff:
Specifications Dual-output tailcap click switch—press for momentary-on high, click for constant-on high, return to off then press or click again to select low
Max Output 200 .0 lumens Low Output / Runtime 5 .0 lumens / 76 hours Tactical Runtime* 1 .9 hours Length 5 .40 inches Bezel Diameter 1 .00 inches Weight w/Batteries 3 .7 ounces Batteries 2 123A Description
E2DL-BK
The E2D LED is a compact, dual-output flashlight with self-defense enhancements. It features a virtually indestructible power-regulated LED emitter and a Total Internal Reflection (TIR) lens. The E2D LED’s pushbutton tailcap click switch lets you activate the flashlight and select output level: press or click for a 200-lumen high beam—ten times the light of a big two-D-cell flashlight, more than enough to overwhelm an aggressor’s night-adapted vision; release or click off and press or click again for a 5-lumen ultra long-runtime low beam that’s suitable for navigating around a dark room or parking lot. The Defender’s crenellated Strike Bezel® and scalloped tailcap provide further defensive options should the need arise.Features
- Virtually indestructible LED emitter regulated to maximize output and runtime
- Two output levels—high for maximum light, low for extended runtime
- TIR lens produces tight beam with enough surround light for peripheral vision
- Coated tempered window resists impact, maximizes light
- Strike Bezel® provides personal defense option
High-strength aerospace aluminum body, Mil-Spec hard-anodized for extreme durability
