That’s right… back-to-back texts from every-bodies favorite Crazy Uncle PaysteeWhite!

  1. A couple holding hands sharing small bag of Dorito’s at the car wash. He’s wearing a Ben Roethlisberger jersey. I don’t need a  punchline.
  2. Wait….looks as if they’re having some sort of relationship trouble….their hand connection and eye contact has broken….oh thank god, they’re good.  He just had to wipe the sweat from under his 1997 Steeler hat.  She’s reading a Twilight book.