POWER!!! MUSCLE!!!! RAGING BONERS!!!!!  DO YOU HAVE A DOOR?!?!  DO YOU HAVE A D!CK AS HARD AS A DIAMOND IN AN ICE STORM?!?!?!   DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH HALF NAKED DUDES MAKE THEIR PECS, LATS & BALLS SEXY WITH ROPES AND HANDLES!?!?!  THEN YOU HAVE A GYM!!!!  ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! (buff pirate)