Got this today… made me chuckle… thought I’d share. No clue where it came from, so thank you universe. Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I...
Read MoreCouldn’t even center this word. Don’t really care.
Read MoreOnly 25 more days till Santa drops off some sweet new gear… and 31 days until the biggest Party day of the year!!! (Assuming we’re all still around to celebrate) Let’s be real… we’re all getting...
Read MoreSome people really like to count down until Christmas. Me, I’m not much of a holiday guy. But I would get in the holiday spirit (no pun needed) for this. This Whiskey Advent Calendar by Masters of Malt is pretty dope,...
Read MoreHow to make a retired lady blush… Location: Borders Bookstore Nice Lady: “Sir, would you like to take advantage of our complementary gift wrap service this evening?” Me: “Boy would I! I just picked up...
Read MoreSometimes people take the holiday shopping way too serious. And I like to answer obvious questions with inappropriate answers.. Location: Victoria’s Secret… Store Clerk: ” Sir, can I help you find or pick...
Read MoreYou might have recalled that I was rather despondent on Monday. Poor little Timmy was in dire jeopardy of not getting his Kinect for Christmas. Well, instead of being an epic Christmas failure, I have now achieved (with some...
Read MoreOnly 25 more days till Santa drops off some sweet new gear… and 31 days until the biggest Party day of the year!!!
Read MoreTron: Evolution comes out on December 6th, just in time for the movie and more importantly, just in time for Christmas.
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