The past few days have been adorned with wonderfully colorful injections of PaysteeWhite’s humor. All sent to me through the magic of text messaging. Let me share a few:

Hey… meet me at the Penn State showers…..we need to have a talk.

Why don’t Filipino women wear make-up? Not a riddle….seriously they need it.

I wish I could just right click someone and delete them.

Charlie Day is just the new age Bobcat Goldthwait.

Blue Moon Winter Abbey Ale sounds like a hippie’s name. Speyburn sounds like a dude that would whoop your ass. With a wooden leg.

Thank you Paystee. Don’t ever change!