Reports today that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was in a two car accident this morning, likely on his way to practice. Upon looking into this, we have decided that it was either the safety features in his Audi or his hair. We are strongly getting behind his hair in this one. Seriously Tom, you’re a NFL QB. Not a member of Charlie’s Angels. Look we know you sleep with super models. But no matter how good she says you look, you need to ignore that advice. Tighten it up a bit brother. Maybe he has some secret bet with Troy Polamalu of the Steelers who can get the longest mane. Tom, you’re going to lose that one too. Either way, we are glad you weren’t hurt. Now go get a cut and throw some touchdowns.
