While many some of you are simply going to watch this video to see Christmas trees burn to ash in mere seconds or see a Turkey Fryer decimate an area with its incendiary power (that’s my favorite part!), we do hope that at least a few of you take heed in the real message here.  Stuff on fire is awesome… no, turkeys make great bombs… no, it’s to be careful during the holiday season!!!

A Christmas tree may take a few extra minutes every day to care for, but it sure as hell beats spending Christmas morning standing on the curb screaming “WHY MEEEEEEEEE” while Firefighters are sifting through what is left of your lazy-ass life.  Also… simmer down on the Turkey frying, hotter grease does NOT mean it will cook faster… just means you’re about to look like a half melted wax version of yourself (Boom!).  Understood!!!  We care about you, a lot!!!  It’s because of people like you that we have a little place in this world to vent and be geek-o-philes… and we don’t want you going anywhere.  Ever.

Now watch this video by the National Fire Protection Association and be safe!


Make sure you share this with all of your friends… it’s important!!!

Now for a stupid ad that we can’t get rid of…