Goooood morning people who read my random blog.  If you are an iPhone 4 owner you clearly have amazing hair, and a huge cock.  Also, your free case has arrived.  Well, is available to order anyway.

In case you’re too stupid to follow these incredibly easy steps (or that morning coffee just hasn’t kicked in yet), see after the graphic.  Also, clicking the graphic will send you to the Apple site.

Really… you didn’t understand?  Fine:

1. Download the “iPhone 4 Case Program” app from the App Store (yes it’s free)… and do it from your phone if you can.
2. Launch the app on your iPhone 4 and sign in using your iTunes Store account or Apple ID (it will prompt you for this).
3. Choose from the offered selections of bumper* or cases (if you select the item from the main page you can them view pics).

It shows  a 3-5 week wait for delivery.  For iPhone 4 purchases made before July 23, 2010, you must apply no later than August 22, 2010; otherwise, you must apply within 30 days of your iPhone 4 purchase. To qualify for this program, you must purchase your iPhone 4 by September 30, 2010.

*the bumper is only offered in black.

UPDATE… just got my order confirmation, and BALLS… not shipping for a month!!!  Jeez.  Oh, but I’m still happy!