I was elated last night to finally find out who the new line-up of dancers are for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars!!! Here’s a complete list by ABC Entertainment (Make sure to read after the announcement!!!):
Florence Henderson, who played Carol Brady on “The Brady Bunch” during its run from 1969-1974, will be showing off her dancing skills, while David Hasselhoff of “Knight Rider” and “Baywatch” fame will also be competing on the show. The remaining 10 contestants are best-selling recording artists Michael Bolton and Brandy; comedian Margaret Cho; former L.A. Lakers forward Rick Fox; “Dirty Dancing” star Jennifer Grey; “Cory in the House” star Kyle Massey; Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol Palin; “The Hills” star Audrina Patridge; “Jersey Shore” cast member Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino; and former St. Louis Rams quarterback Kurt Warner
BTW, I’m completely f-cking kidding… I god damn hate this show and would rather pull hair from my scrotum than sit through this shitfest for hours every week. If you were seriously interested in this information honestly reconsider your existence.