In case you were wondering… yes, the White Glossy Underground Board is running for all positions in your local and national levels of government!!!  What are we saying?!?!  That when you cozy up to your special little voting stand, and you just can’t decide which of the two douche-bags is going to screw up your taxes, kids education & car tags the least… simply write in as your answer.  We love you all way too much to charge more taxes… will hire that super hot tutor that the neighbor kid has… and don’t think your car needs tags at all.  Hell, we love the things you love… and will do everything we can to make those things happen.