Along with laughs and amazing hygiene, I also bring my ridiculous knowledge of all things awesome.  Including the GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry.  Daily routine from the Jersey Shore) quote of the day.

It’s like you’re beating a dead horse.  If a horse is already dead, you gotta leave it alone, you know?  I’m not in school, so don’t test me.  I don’t like being tested.  That’s why I didn’t go to college, cuz I’ll fail every time, you know?

– Ronnie