I tried a new rum this weekend….has a black seal on the bottle, not like a cap or Heidi Klum’s husband, like an actual “arrrpp arrrrp” seal without the face scars.  Gosling’s Black Seal Rum ($20).

On a scale from 1 to 10 the taste was near a 4 but the adrenaline sh!ts and sweats that followed were pushing 9.