Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!  Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are divorcing.  *tear*

Come on Hollywood!!!  Can’t we just make it work?!?!  Ugh.  Here’s what they said in a prepared statement”

After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage,” they say in a joint statement. “We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.

Johansson, 26 and Reynolds, 34 got their wedding on way back in September of 2008 (That’s like 25 years in Hollywood), but now… the sexiest couple alive is calling it quits.  Dammit people… this is tragic!  Whatever.

What!?!?  Not enough Sadness for you in one day?  Fine… “Dexters” Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter who met… had a crazy incestuous (kinda) hook-up… MARRIED… fought his Hodgkin’s lymphoma cancer together… and won that battle, are divorcing as well.  The world is falling apart all around us!!!!

thanks people.com and msn.com for the info (and for ruining our day)