Dudes… let’s all be perfectly honest for a moment. We stink. No, I’m not talking about our personalities or our anti-monogamous tendencies… I’m talking odor. Straight up funkadelica. ESPECIALLY when you put us front and center next to the sweetest smelling creatures on Earth… Women. I mean really… they are pretty awesome! They smell amazing pretty much all the time. Even when they think they’re stinky all we can think about is how fantastic they are. Then you go into their home… and SERIOUSLY!!!! Smells great there too!!! So what do they have that we don’t? Why do our domains have the faint odor of feet, ass, moldy cheese and a rotting bum? They buy candles. Yup, it’s that simple.
“But White Glossy, I want my place to smell good… just not like a chick’s pad”. (Insert smiley face)… we got your back! We told you once before about the brotastic Mandles HERE… and now the gold-standard in candle makers, Yankee Candles, has stepped up to the plate with:
With scents like 2×4, Riding Mower, First Down & Man Town… your bro-cave can now smell, well… nice. Step up men… it’s time!! Here are a few tidbits from the Yankee Candlers:
About This Fragrance
Hot sun. Cool breeze. And the intensely summery scent of freshly cut grass.About Large Jar CandlesLimited Time Only! The traditional design of our signature jar candle reflects a warm, relaxed sense of style that’s always at home. Convenient and easy to use, our large Housewarmer® Jar Candle provides 110 to 150 hours of true fragrance enjoyment.
About This FragranceThe warm, unmistakable scent of freshly planed wood and sawdust evokes a sense of confidence and quality.
About Large Jar CandlesLimited Time Only! The traditional design of our signature jar candle reflects a warm, relaxed sense of style that’s always at home. Convenient and easy to use, our large Housewarmer® Jar Candle provides 110 to 150 hours of true fragrance enjoyment.
