Never heard of this one? Interesting… it’s only the most highly anticipated movie of all 2011!! Here’s the basic storyline as described by the movie studio:
In a story as old as storytelling itself, Billford Wrimley (a meek representative of the local sanitary union) is thrust upon extraordinary circumstances when he must suddenly fight a battalion of Teenage robots programmed in the art of High School Wrestling. The laser shooting wrestle-bots are hungry for the human genital sack (as a form of nutrition) and will stop at nothing to ingest every last one on our planet. Billford, a eunuch, has a unique advantage and must fight all 99 bots before reaching the Big-Boss bot… a supreme leader who feasts upon only one thing. Milk sacks and brains from the Mothers of eunuch children.
I’m telling you, this story is as classic as they come… it’s practically Moby dick, Pride & Prejudice and Romeo & Juliet all rolled into one. I can’t wait for this one to hit theaters… and I can only imagine the excitement you must feel from reading the studio’s plot lines. The twists must be amazingly woven… and acting… with stars like Brad Pitt, Anna Ferris, Danny DeVito, Michael Keaton, Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Meryl Streep, Sandra Bullock & Robert Pattinson (to name a few) heading up this all-star cast… I hear Oscar, MTV Moon-man & Tony Award all being shouted from the rooftops.
Final Word: Are you F*ing kidding me? I made this entire thing up… but thanks for playing!