The other morning, as Eggshell, PaysteeWhite & I were sitting around taking shots of Smirnoff’s new Marshmallow vodka, we started to have a conversation about this past year.  What we felt were some of our favorite things, what were some of our worst WTF moments and why that super hot new receptionist we hired stopped showing up for work after only 2 days.  So… after a few hours of intensive drinking talking, we came up with our very own list of what we think is the Best & Worst of everything in 2011!!!

Sidenote: who the hell are we to consider ourselves experts of the world for all things??  We’re the White Glossy Underground Board… that’s who!  Booyah!!

Before I jump into it… the most read post from our entire 2011 line-up is: iPhone 6??? It Sure Is!!!! The amazing post we wrote about the iPhone 6 drawings/specs we found in the dumpster behind Jobs apartment.

EggshellWhite

  • Favorite album of the year:  Foo Fighters, Wasting Light.
  • Favorite movie of the year:  Insidious
  • Best burger you ate this year:  Red Robin, A1 Peppercorn Burger, with a fried egg on it.
  • Favorite clothing designer of the year:  I have no style.  Does JC Penny count?
  • Favorite new car of the year:  2011 Dodge Challenger
  • Favorite new tech of the year: Kindle Fire
  • Favorite Game of the Year: LA Noire
  • Favorite Celebrity of The Year:  Hard to not love Charlie Sheen’s meltdown
  • Worst band of the year:  Foster the People.  If you like Foster the People, you foster to d!cks.

PaysteeWhite

  • Greatest Moment of the Year –  Saturday the 22nd of May, explosion in Del Taco restroom. May that chili cheese fry rest in peace.  Oh yeah and like Osama being killed or something.
  • Favorite drink in 2011 – Scotch with a little hint of scotch but not too scotchy. Scotch
  • Biggest Laugh of the Year – The dog that wants maple bacon and every racist joke I heard.
  • Most ridiculous TV show that was attempted in 2011 -Kim Kardashian’s Fairytale Wedding.  Yeah f*ck you…I watched it too.
  • Biggest WTF moment of 2011 -Kim Kardashian’s Fairytale Wedding of 72 days.
  • Best SNL guest host of the year – Jimmy Muthaphukkin Fallon (legally his middle name) Hottest
  • SNL guest host of the year that sucked-Katy Perry.
  • Worst new artist/album of the year – Every rapper on the radio
  • Biggest disappointment of the year – Every rapper on the radio & don’t say Obama……you try being doused in gasoline, walking into a trailer on fire, walls & floors covered in sh!t, with swarming killer bees, 7 convicted rapist and come out looking decent.
  • Greatest Moment of the Year – Osama meeting the business end of a SEAL’s rifle and then becoming fish food.  Jihad on that mother*cker!
  • Greatest camel toe of 2011…..drum roll……Sarah!  That disgusting skank in accounting who sits ankles out and gathers over 2 hours of smoke break time a day.

Eggshell’s comment: If you really take a moment to sit and think about camel toes it kind of blows your mind.  I mean here is a woman who not only has her underwear, but her pants crawling up her va ja ja.  In one hand it is impressive, on the other a little disturbing.  I don’t know if I should be turned on or throw up in my mouth.

EggshellWhite

  • Favorite drink in 2011 – Rum, fed into my right arm via an I.V.
  • Biggest Laugh of the Year –  I’m a sucker for the YouTube dog videos.  That one of that Labrador smiling after it ate the cat treats is pretty funny.  Close second was when Paystee dropped his pants during a Scotch bender.
  • Most ridiculous TV show that was attempted in 2011 – Does Community count?  Just kidding guys.  Maybe the Playboy club?  It needed more nudity.  What it was on Network TV?  Oh there’s your problem.
  • Biggest WTF moment of 2011 – Finding out they were making a movie about the Hasbro game “Battleship”.  Hey, they did throw the alien angle in there, so that shouldn’t make it suck at all.
  • Best SNL guest host of the year – Jason Siegel.  Between the Andre The Giant skit and the one about jacking it in bed, so classic.
  • Biggest disappointment of the year – The world didn’t end like it was suppose too.  Both times.  I guess the countdown to see if the Mayan’s were right is on.  Close second was when Paystee dropped his pants during a Scotch bender.
WhiteGlossy

  • Greatest Moment of the Year – July… we had our 1year Anniversary.  Never thought we’d all live long enough to see it happen.
  • Favorite Designer of the Year: William Rast
  • Favorite drink in 2011 – Coffee (the most precious liquid ever in the morning after our constant liquor “testing” sessions.  Most of which I truly have no recollection of)  also, whipped cream flavored vodka… in ANYTHING.
  • Biggest Laugh of the Year – a difficult tie between the day we saw how many 4 lokos we could drink and stay “standing” and PaysteeWhite’s description of his brothers bachelor party.  Dwarfs, Blonde Shrek, The AfricanadianCambodianese boy and Shirley from Accounting.
  • Most ridiculous TV show that was attempted in 2011 – Didn’t Paul Riser do something?  Was that In 2010?  well… it was so ridiculous, and cancelled so quickly is should count again.
  • Favorite Movie: Drive (not knowing anything about it before seeing it helped it be much more of a surprise.  Loved it.  Plus, Ryan Gosling is dreamy.)
  • Biggest WTF moment of 2011 – Sports strikes.  For once it wasn’t the NHL… so it actually mattered.  Dudes… you get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to play a goddamn game.  If I could make 2.2mil over 5 years for playing Uno as well as I do I’d shut the f-ck up if the wanted to cut it back by %10.  ITS A GAME!!!
  • Best SNL guest host of the year – They all seem pretty damn funny… but I’m always blackout drunk by 11:30 on Saturdays.  So there’s that.
  • Favorite Game of the Year: Batman: Arkham City
  • Favorite new artist/album of the year – Aside from the best masturbation album of the year… Adele’s “21”, music pretty much sucked a big ebony dick this year.
  • Biggest disappointment of the year – Finally nailing Judy from our sales department at the Christmas party… she was rock hard and amazing, and I lasted about 16 seconds.
 Favorite part of the Best/Worst of 2011 list (yeah… from up above): Biggest disappointment of the year – Every rapper on the radio & don’t say Obama……you try being doused in gasoline, walking into a trailer on fire, walls & floors covered in sh!t, with swarming killer bees, 7 convicted rapist and come out looking decent.
There it is… the best, and worst, of everything we felt like taking the time to write about.  If it’s not on here… it pretty much didn’t matter.  2011 was a bitch… and the world is going to end in 2012… so…. let’s burn it all to the ground in 2012!!!!!!