If you’re anything like me, the 0.22 seconds it normally takes Google to find what you’re looking for is absolutely ridiculous!!!! All that time wasted… over an entire year… is like 2.35 minutes. JEEZ!!!! How did we survive before today? Thank God our prayers have been answered! Starting right now (as long as you’re signed in) Google is even faster… and a little bit psychic too. Introducing Google Instant (Creepy)… you can now see search results as you type. And the more you use your computer… the better it will understand what you’re looking for.
Also, if you’re sitting within an audible distance of your computer, simply thinking about what you want to search for will be transferred across through a mix of pheromones and airborne DNA particles into your computer’s microphone. This will enable Google to steal your brain.
Here’s what we found before completing the full text:
Here’s a bit more from the company who created everything internet… and a decent video narrated by a guy who’s voice makes me want to punch him in the jeans:
Benefits
Faster Searches: By predicting your search and showing results before you finish typing, Google Instant can save 2-5 seconds per search.
Smarter Predictions: Even when you don’t know exactly what you’re looking for, predictions help guide your search. The top prediction is shown in grey text directly in the search box, so you can stop typing as soon as you see what you need.
Instant Results: Start typing and results appear right before your eyes. Until now, you had to type a full search term, hit return, and hope for the right results. Now results appear instantly as you type, helping you see where you’re headed, every step of the way.
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