Spike your coffee (The perfect “spiked coffee” recipe below)… blast the Music… and punch that jackass Carl in the face!!! It’s a 3-Day weekend… nobody will remember what you did by the time next Tuesday rolls around. We promise!
Recipe: Pour vodka. Add coffee to taste (my preferred “add” to the left). Let simmer for 5-6 seconds. Pound that sunnofabitch like it’s the last drop of booze on earth. Repeat.