It only took 25years for somebody to capitalize on this… but hey, who are we to judge?  At least they took the time to do it right!  Our amigos at introduce to the world Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows ($20).  Described as delicate, delicious and caffeinated… these are a bad-ass addition to the campfire Smores or plunged into a steaming hot mug of hot cocoa.  Of course, I’m a big fan of snacking on the occasional marshmallow straight from the container too… but we can’t do that too often now can we (without looking like that dude on the box)?

These look like a nice-n-tasty afternoon snack no matter how you prepare it, and something I’m going to toss 20-bones at to try out (We’ll let you know how it goes).  Packing 100mg of caffeine into each marshmallow, these just might be a nice replacement for that afternoon brown-tar pick-me-up.  If you notice us a little jittery… you’ll know why. 

UPDATE – We got our box and looooooooved theeeeeem!!!!  Fantastically tasty, mouthwateringly plump n’ soft and packed with quite the ZING… these little bastards rocked my world.  And recomend you take the plunge into the Stay Puft world for your mallow fix too!

Here’s a little more straight from the geek’s mouth –

The Destructor Form is delicious!

Stay Puft MarshmallowsFrom the moment we saw that giant, smiling Destroyer of Worlds, our sweet tooth called out for revenge. Revenge for the bits of New York crushed. Revenge for the . . . ok, so not really revenge – we just wanted marshmallows. And even Walter Peck being covered in blobs of melted mallow man weren’t enough to crack our craving. It’s taken over 25 years, but we finally have the stuff that childhood dreams are made of: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows!

Two major things to note about these sugary mallows of awake-ti-tude: First, they are gourmet. Delicate and delicious. Second, they are licensed collectibles, which for a marshmallow is pretty awesome. Third, Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows come in a marshmallowy-feeling box – a nice reusable keepsake. And finally, fourth: Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows are CAFFEINATED! Big time. You feel it as soon as you suck one down. Take that giant marshmallow man; we’re eating your eggs one by one. So get some Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows now, relive the 80s, stay awake forever, and satiate the need for sugary revenge.

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Stay Puft MarshmallowsStay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows

  • Delicious gourmet marshmallows.
  • Licensed Ghostbusters product.
  • Box is rubbery with a marshmallow feel, for fun after you eat all the mallows.
  • 16 square-ish mallows per box.
  • Caffeine Content: A bit over 100mg per piece!
  • Net Wt.: 6.25 oz
  • Box Dimensions: 7″ x 4″ x 2.5″