I have to admit… I really enjoyed The Expendables.  I mean… truly and actually, really enjoyed it.  Then I heard they were making a 2nd one.  Concerned… a little.  Then I saw this:

My only question now… where the hell can I buy my tickets and how soon can I get them??!!?!?!?!?!?!

August 17th people…. AUGUSTMUTHAFLIPPIN17TH!!!!!  Not enough?  Fine: