According to an Apple Press Release:
The Company posted record revenue of $15.7 billion and net quarterly profit of $3.25 billion, or $3.51 per diluted share. “It was a phenomenal quarter that exceeded our expectations all around, including the most successful product launch in Apple’s history with iPhone 4,” said Steve Jobs, Apple’s CEO… blah blah blah (see the rest here)
My question is… you made gobs of cash Mr. Jobs, so where the fuck is my free iPhone 4 case?
Remember that thing you promised for us to solve the problem for that other thing that made you all that money? You know… this guy: