It seems like a lot of crazy Hollywood hullabaloo has been brewing up in the land of giants.  Murders… Mayhem… Transgendered Golfers (hahaha, yeah… that got your attention), hell… the news has been practically busting down our internet doors these past two days.  Well, we sifted through the crap and found some of the juicy nuggets worth sharing…. so here we are with today’s nose wipingly yummy and brain-tickling delightful edition of the Hollywood Crack:

LPGA: Believe it or not, the stuffy turtleneck wearing hoity-toity green’s keepers that monitor all this is golf with the LPGA (Golf without dicks) has made a rather interesting ruling recently.  They will now allow transgender players into their circuit.  No, I’m not joking.  If you were born with junk… but decided you would rather roll through life with a little less weight between your legs and opted for the chicken instead of the noodle, oh… and you can play a mean game of golf, then you my friend are eligible for the LPGA.  Go get some!

Glee: For all of you “Gleeks” out there… it was just confirmed that Katie Couric will guest star on the Feb 6th, post Superbowl, episode.  In what role… has yet to be revealed, but the New York Post did say she’ll be in a scene with the ever glorious Sue Sylvester.

Quentin Tarantino Roast: Duuuuude… Tarantino had a Friar’s Club Roast!!!  How did we not know this?  The biggest baddest-ass starts in Hollywood were, of course, in attendance.  With a record-setting over 2,200 guests (Including Samuel L Jackson, Uma Thurman, Harvey Keitel, Sarah Silverman and maaaaaannnnnyyyyy others) the quips were no doubt amazing!!!  The Hollywood Reporter got the extreme low-down (including some of the jokes) which can be checked out HERE.  Worthy of your time!

Muppets: In a Muppet Movie update (Remember we told you about it HERE) Ricky Gervais and Emily Blunt are now officially tagged for a cameo.  Yay!

Three Stooges: With MGM about to finalize their bankruptcy a lot of their feature projects are up in the air… included the Farrelly Brothers movie “The Three Stooges”.  According the

The cast that had been slapped together for the movie while it was at MGM — Sean Penn as Larry, Jim Carrey as Curly and Benicio del Toro as Moe — is likely to morph into a new configuration, although that too is being figured out.

That is one HELL of an interesting cast… and one that I would be very excited to see in action.

Chuck Norris: Texas Governor Rick Perry is scheduled to designate Chuck Norris an honorary Texas Ranger this Thursday.  This story is very very very stupid and not exciting at all… but it Chuck Freakin Norris.  We’re a little scared to not write about him any chance we get.  He’s 70 and could still whoop all of our asses!